Dear Aziz,
I am so stoked that Andy is going to be on Parks and Rec with you. You know you will always be my favorite, but sometimes I like to watch Lonely Island videos too. Do you understand? And the short of him popping into the frame with his adorable smile? So precious. I mean, your smile is really great too. But Andy’s curls? I just want to run my fingers through them. Oh, Aziz, don’t be like that. Andy is just my celebrity crush. You’re still my number one man.
- F
