Dear Aziz, if we had a conversation it would go something like this:
Aziz: Hey girl, what's happening?
Me: not much. The happening sucks. What the hell was m. knight shamylan thinking?
Aziz: I know! you are so right about everything. I'm really glad we're friends. I totally ride your reference train.
Me: Dude, our reference trains are one and the same.
Aziz: Man i'm hungry.
Me: yeah let's get some tacos. or some spicy chicken. and beer.
Aziz: OKAY!
and then we high-five.
- F
