letters to aziz ansari: Archive

Feb 1st

Dear Aziz, if we had a conversation it would go...

Aziz: Hey girl, what's happening?
Me: not much. The happening sucks. What the hell was m. knight shamylan thinking?
Aziz: I know! you are so right about everything. I'm really glad we're friends. I totally ride your reference train.
Me: Dude, our reference trains are one and the same.
Aziz: Man i'm hungry.
Me: yeah let's get some tacos. or some spicy chicken. and beer.
Aziz: OKAY!
 and then we high-five.
 - F

Jan 18th

Dec 18th

Apatow, Universal pick up pitches - Ansari,... →

azizisbored: I’m very excited to announce that Jason Woliner and I have sold 3 movies to Judd Apatow and Universal! I am attached to star and Jason will direct. One idea is tentatively titled “Let’s Do This” and is a road movie about two guys that work for a motivational speaking company. Another idea is about two disgraced astronauts who have to go back to space to clear their names. And...

Nov 24th

adidas Originals 2010 Spring/Summer Star Wars... →

Dear Aziz, I’m a little bit of a star wars nerd. So I saw these shoes and just about hyperventilated. And the hoodie! Do you see that hoodie? God I want it. Thought I’d show you, since you’re awesome, you must love Star Wars as much as I do. I bet you were Boba Fett for Halloween once. (Because he’s the most badass character, and, next to Han, the sexiest). Anyway I hope...

Nov 24th

Nov 23rd

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Nov 21st

Nov 18th

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thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Watch This CollegeHumor Original of the Day: Aubrey Plaza and Internet Fat Guy John Gemberling star in Twilight: Three Wolf Moon. I can’t even put into words how much this needs to become real, but I’ll try: This really, really needs to become real. [via.] Dear Aziz, Aubrey Plaza is in Parks and Recreation with you. She’s so lucky. She must...

Nov 16th

Nov 15th

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Dear Aziz,

You are awesome. I am awesome. Together we would have awesome times. Mostly I just think you’re the greatest person to ever live ever except maybe Neil Patrick Harris, but he’s gay and he would never love me the way you could. But anyway Aziz, I’ve decided to dedicate this tumblr to you and your neatness. Much love, F

Nov 14th